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Funharleyhap
New Port Richey, Florida | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Jim
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Funny, humble, laid back, watching the whole world go full retard.
If you don’t have a pic on your profile or you live more than 30 miles away, don’t bother wasting my time or yours.
I prefer dark hair, dark skin women, but I can make exceptions.
If you’re far left, not even trying, I will offend you every second of the day. If you are offended by now, keep reading, you be even more offended when you’ve read it all.
That being said, I am passionate, loyal, I fight for my own with a vengeance and I am an open book. I am retired Federal Law Enforcement, I presently contract as an armed officer and deliver new arrestees straight to jail.
If you don’t have a pic on your profile or you live more than 30 miles away, don’t bother wasting my time or yours.
I prefer dark hair, dark skin women, but I can make exceptions.
If you’re far left, not even trying, I will offend you every second of the day. If you are offended by now, keep reading, you be even more offended when you’ve read it all.
That being said, I am passionate, loyal, I fight for my own with a vengeance and I am an open book. I am retired Federal Law Enforcement, I presently contract as an armed officer and deliver new arrestees straight to jail.
Sign
Aries
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Curvy
My Height Is
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Hands
Body Art
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Grey
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Municipal / Law Enforcement
My Job Title Is
Retired
I Make This Much In A Year
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Socially
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
My Social Behavior Is
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Family, Dining, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Playing Cards, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Dinner in or out
I've Always Wanted To Try
Sky diving
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is
Be happy and stable
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, New age, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Fiction, Humor, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is
Being intimate with my woman
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Intimate, Committed